Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Hallelujah!


I have broken many promises in my life. Many, many promises. But rarely have I so flagrantly flaked out of something than with this. Starting now, and by now I mean next semester but for real this time, that's going to change. Those fuckers (fuckers=actually nice guys, especially if they want to give me a job) at Ivygate kind of stole our idea, so now it's time to strike back. Phase one is a picture that makes Jesus look very gay. I mean, he is really going for it here. Just wait until you see what phase two is. Hint: it's more gay.